Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
DoS Jokes
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
