DoS jokes
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.