What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax? Because they’re Hispanic attacks
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a really fat psychic 4chin Teller
