DoS jokes
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
I gotta do terrorist :)
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.