DoS jokes
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.