What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
DoS Jokes
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
