What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
DoS Jokes
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
