DoS jokes
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.