What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
DoS Jokes
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
