DoS jokes
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.