DoS jokes
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!