DoS jokes
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.