DoS jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!