DoS jokes

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

How do paedophiles greet people?

"How are you, kid?"

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?

They both can't be found.

What do orphans eat for breakfast?

Daddy-O's.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.