What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
DoS Jokes
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
