DoS jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.