DoS jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.