Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
DoS Jokes
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
