DoS jokes
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"