DoS jokes
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.