What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
DoS Jokes
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldnât see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? âIâm looking for the man who shot my paw!â
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
Whatâs red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
Whatâs the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
