DoS jokes
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.