DoS jokes

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

What do you call an emo group?

Suicide squad.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Why do orphans go to church?

To call someone "father."

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Alone time.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.

What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?

An orphan.

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What do you call an orphan?

Kyan.

What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White vans.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.