DoS jokes
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣