What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
