Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What would you do if you were killed?
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
