What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
DoS Jokes
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
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Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
