DoS jokes
What can orphans not do in school?
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.