What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
DoS Jokes
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
