DoS jokes
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.