DoS jokes
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.