DoS jokes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.