What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
