DoS jokes
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.