DoS jokes
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.