DoS jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *