What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
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What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
