What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
DoS Jokes
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
