Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. đ
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, âwhat do you do?â And she said, âIâm a brain surgeon.â And I donât know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women canât pull off sarcasm
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
I donât like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
What do you call numbers that donât stay in place?
Roaminâ Numerals.
don't bully. lol
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
I would roast you but you donât have any meat!
Why can't an orphan be gay?? Because they don't have anyone to call daddy ( My bad if this offended anyone)
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
Donât mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.
So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
