Don memes

Friend

That one friend who decides her life is a lie after her crush donΒ΄t like her back.

A person with black painted eyebrows, eyelashes, and lips. There is no text on the image.

Spotify

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Jokes

Man

If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.

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  • Vegetarian

    Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

    They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

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