Dominatrix jokes

Sex

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My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

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  • Fantasy

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    I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

    Sexual Relationship

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    I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

    Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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  • Sex

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    My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

    Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

    That's the best I've done so far.

    Virgin

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    The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."