Dominatrix jokes

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.