Domestic life jokes

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.

The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.