Dom Toretto jokes

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?

Because "family is everything!"