Dollar store jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?

She called for a price check.

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.