Dog walking jokes

Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Why did the dog walk out at night?

To scare his people!

A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.

The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.

The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"

The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."

I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.