Dog walking jokes
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
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Mommy Opal, I wanna be your good boy, I wanna be ur pet, I would get on all fours for you and let you dog walk me
I'm getting payed 30$ a week to help walk two dogs every day nd let them out during the day 🗿