Dog Breeding jokes
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.