What does steven Hawking put his food in? A microwave
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
What does chicken on a plancha and emos have in common. they both are hung
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her sonβs dick tastes like blood.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesnβt have a home button
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
what does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home
What does Michael jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack
What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
what does blind kids and orphans have in common.
neither of them can see they're parents.
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
what does the N and F in orphan stand for? No family
Why does the U.S Goverment doesnt play clash of clans
Because they lost 2 Towers Already.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides? A: When it's intersected by a plane!
if you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?