Do jokes
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Memes
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?