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What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Memes
DO NOT LOOK AT THE IMAGES
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.