Disqualification reasons jokes
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
like this if you don't like school.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.