Disqualification reasons jokes

Why did the cheetah get disqualified?

Because he was a cheetah, duh!

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.