Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Orphans can be gay no problem because they have no one to disown them
