Disowning jokes
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.