Disowning jokes
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
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Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
I'm an orphan, lol.
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One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.