Disowning jokes

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

Me: Want to hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

Friend: What's funny about that?

Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.