Dismantling jokes
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Community talk
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
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