Dismantling jokes
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Community talk
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
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