Disability Benefit jokes

Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...

...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.