Disability Benefit jokes

Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...

...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.