Dirt Bike jokes

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.