Dipper jokes

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!