Dietary jokes
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right鈥擨'm a vegetable.