Dickinson jokes

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

Nothing, I cut both of them.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.