Derision jokes

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

Someone at school judged my grammar.

I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.