Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell . Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment ?
You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant
What do Ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes
Yo' Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
