Deodorant jokes

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

What do ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.