Denver Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Text message

Too relatable

A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.

Jokes

Member

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

Song

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

Nose

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...